( bootycall )

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hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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asking me out on a date?
i do appreciate the boldness 😉
but i'd rather go dancing than spar

[motivation]

a date? oh hells no

[ and look, she's realised this didn't go where it should go. the emoji was a dead giveaway. but eh. ]

more like stress relief

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[ 🤔 ]

are we sure this isn't a booty call?

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what did you think "something else" stands for?

[ it was absolutely meant to be a booty call ]

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[ good thing she hit up a 19 year old virgin ]

that's not surprising in the least
you must have seen my legendary selfies
so, dancing?

[motivation]

[ just her luck ]

i haven't actually

[ what's a selfie?? no wait, don't tell her, she can guess. ]

what kind of dancing? [ dutch was trained in three things: marrying into royalty, killing and dancing. ]

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[ well, he's not about to let that stand

so she's going to get a selfie, since jj has about a million on his phone. it's a full body picture, and he's mercifully clothed, but still obviously... flexing..... ]

whatever kind you want
i'm skilled in all forms 😘

[motivation]

[ oh hells, he looks young. young and soft, not physically but -- there's nothing jaded about that picture. not many people dutch knows or knew could pull that off.

he also looks a bit full of himself, but that's never stopped dutch before. ]

that the best you got?

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you don't have to act coy if you want to see more 😉

[ He is incredibly easy to play, Dutch. You don't even have to try. And of course, he has shirtless pictures of himself on hand, angled from above with all the finesse of a millennial. ]

[motivation]

[ it's not a terrible shot, but the fine art of sexting isn't really something dutch ever thought much about before. he's definitely too -- young and soft for her to actually take him up on what might be on offer, but she's not good enough a person to end this when she's feeling amused. ]

i wasn't being coy
this isn't bad
how did you get those muscles? [ an actual sincere question ]

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[ He's not sure about the booty call bit, but he's definitely enjoying the compliment. ]

im an athlete!
among the best on the globe
don't you think i should get to see who im talking to too?

[motivation]

[ "not bad" isn't much of a compliment. those are some low standards, buddy. ]

don't know
what's in it for me

[underwhelms]

[ The standards truly are low. ]

you mean those stunning pictures of me weren't enough?
okay i can also show you the benefits of a real date vs. just stress relief

[motivation]

[ dutch almost types "i'm not interested in a real date". which, she's not. sex is a coping mechanism and it's one that's served her reasonably well so far.

but she thinks better of it after a moment. ]

will there be alcohol?

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of course
i have my own ideas but i can accommodate whatever you want
it'll be catered to you 😉

[motivation]

oh, fine

[ he gets a selfie back ]

1/2

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wow maybe asking for a date is being too greedy
but when should i pick you up?

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are you even in wyver

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[ oh ]

i'm in olympia
i'm not worried about time & distance though
the station's as lovely as anywhere else!

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only if there's something to drink

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there'll be plenty 😉
which means you're in!
i'll get you a date & time can't wait

[motivation]

[ this is a terrible idea ]

great

[underwhelms]

what's your name btw?

[motivation]

i’m dutch
what’s yours, pretty boy