underwhelms | ( bootycall )

are you in love with me?

[ . . . . . . . 😬 ]

What

i know i'm handsome
and that i look really good without a shirt

[ . . . .

It seems like he should follow that up with something, but that's it. ]

You are very handsome. And you do look very good without a shirt. But no, JJ, I'm not in love with you.

[ unsures ]

you know i care about you a lot cain
as a friend

Yes, JJ. I also care a great deal about you. As a friend.

Edited 2018-05-29 01:59 (UTC)

thanks for understanding
i hope this doesn't change anything between us!

JJ... I wasn't in love with you. I want to be very clear on this.

yeah sure
of course

[ squints ]

[ JJ, why are you like this... There's clearly no getting through to him. Time to try a different tact, then. ]

Alright, you've got me — but I know that you're devoted to another. I wouldn't put that burden upon you. I know that we can never be anything more than friends. And so I've turned my attentions to Percival to mend my broken heart.

[ He isn't devoted to anyone, but maybe now's not the best time to mention that. ]

percival eh!!
you two look cute together
great choice though he's really hot 😉

[ The things that Cain knows but isn't going to tell JJ he knows because then JJ would make this even more difficult... ]

He is very attractive, isn't he? Not quite as attractive as you, of course... But since I must mend my broken heart with another, his smoldering smile and broad chest have done wonders 👌

smoldering smile!!
i never thought about percival's smile before
i'll have to look more closely when i see him next

Well... It is a bit difficult to get him to smile. But his glowering is also quite attractive. It's that heat in his eyes. He brings it to the bedroom, too!