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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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Text | UN: Camulus

[dontgiveabuckland]

[Attachment: Little Cam.]

[While some might be (rightfully) worried to open an attachment like that, what's inside is a darkened photo of a chinchilla, and if JJ has been paying attention to what the underside of his bed looks like, said chinchilla is tucked into a corner under JJ's bed, safely out of reach from anyone who might be trying to get him out. Congratulations JJ, you have a new roommate.]

[underwhelms]

[ what is this ]

hey there!!

[dontgiveabuckland]

cam 2 wont come out from under your bed

do you know anything about chinchillas

[underwhelms]

he must like me!! ✨✨
wait is he potty trained?

[dontgiveabuckland]

uhhh

[Not the most reassuring of answers.]

probably? jiutou used to carry him around all the time and he never peed on her!

[underwhelms]

if he pees down there you're cleaning it up
what are you going to name him?

[dontgiveabuckland]

[Hhh... he's trying to get Cam 2 out again.]

he already has a name

it's cam 2

[He's pretty sure this is somehow the chinchilla from back home. How do you really tell the difference between chinchillas though?]

[underwhelms]

cam 2? that's not a name
even if you want to name him after yourself
maybe we can call him cammy

[dontgiveabuckland]

i didnt name him!

hes jiutous pet

i think

[underwhelms]

he's our pet now
he deserves something more dignified than cam 2

[dontgiveabuckland]

cam 2 is dignified!

[It's 2x Cam. What could be better?]

what do you want to call him?

[underwhelms]

[ JJ's such a hypocrite because he would 100% name an animal after himself.

Case in point: ]

jean

[dontgiveabuckland]

thats a weird name for a chinchilla

what about fred

[Just go through the people in their house.]

[underwhelms]

i like jean

[dontgiveabuckland]

i like cam 2!

besides he'll get confused if we keep changing his name.

what if i started calling you... bartholomew?

[underwhelms]

he's a chinchilla, he probably doesn't even realize he has a name!

[dontgiveabuckland]

maybe

oh hes chewing on something do you have anything important under your bed?

[underwhelms]

what?!
don't eat my stuff!!

[dontgiveabuckland]

im not!!

it's cam 2!

[underwhelms]

i don't care which cam it is you're going to replace anything you destroy!

[dontgiveabuckland]

so you agree that his name should be cam

[underwhelms]

yeah
it's a lot easier to get mad at something named cam than something named jean

[dontgiveabuckland]

[Nice]

wait what do you mean by that?

[underwhelms]

i think it's pretty clear

[dontgiveabuckland]

clear that just 1 cam isn't enough so now you need 2 cams?

[That's what it sounds like to him.]