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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
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[tzaraisen]

I didn't know you had a chinchilla.

That is also irrelevant.

I see. I suppose we shouldn't be surprised that the Natha must have their own agenda. Though, I see little alternative than to continue playing nice, unless we wish to see our loved ones perish.

[ since they're in stasis and all that ]

Olympia was destroyed?! Was the dragon truly so powerful?!

[ he's not worried about jj, jj is clearly okay? ]

1/2

[underwhelms]

but he's so cute!!

[ insert picture of chinchilla ]

[underwhelms]

[ oh ]

yeah... it was so powerful that darma had to stop time
because no one could defeat it

1/2

[tzaraisen]

Cute, but remains irrelevant

[tzaraisen]

And that is where we stand?

Frozen in time, literally and figuratively.

[underwhelms]

yes
people are looking for answers
but we don't know what will happen

[tzaraisen]

Did many perish in the battle?

[underwhelms]

yes

[tzaraisen]

That is

Extremely regrettable.

Are you truly alright?

[underwhelms]

i didn't get too hurt
but i've never seen anyone die before

[tzaraisen]

Although I doubt it will be the last time you will have to witness such a thing, I will work as hard as I can to make it so.

[underwhelms]

percival...
that made my heart flutter

[tzaraisen]

Oh?

But you know I am a taken man.

[underwhelms]

that's what i used to say too 😉
haha but cain is amazing!!
you should brag about him more

[tzaraisen]

Used to? Have you come to enjoy the company of someone here?

Hm. Between the both of you, the last thing either of you need is an even more inflated ego.

[ actually cain needs to love himself more, but close enough

also no thats embarrassing ]

[underwhelms]

of course not!
there's only one person for me 😊 [ this emoji is FAKE ]

but he speaks so highly of you
i want to see what your loving side looks like too

[tzaraisen]

Your dedication is truly admirable. Though I would be happy for you if you had found someone special on El Nysa.

I don't have such a side. If I do, this is it.

[underwhelms]

i don't think that's true

[ but he's not going to mention that cain gave up details about their sex life because he doesn't want to die ]

but you'd be happy for me?
i didn't know you were so concerned about me...

[ blushu ]

[tzaraisen]

I am not concerned.

Isn't it normal to wish happiness for a comrade?

[ *cough* friend *cough* ]

[underwhelms]

i never realized how deeply you cared about me
i care about you too percival
you can ask me for help with anything!

[tzaraisen]

That isn't at all what I said.

[ except it is. tsun!!! ]

What could you possibly help me with?

[underwhelms]

romance! the language of love!

[tzaraisen]

I do perfectly well for myself in that area.

[underwhelms]

percival there is always room for improvement!
even for someone like me

[tzaraisen]

What do you suggest, then, if you are such an expert?