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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[tzaraisen]

That is hardly important at the moment!

But thank you, I suppose.

[underwhelms]

it's really important!
do you need help planning your anniversaries?

[tzaraisen]

No!

Do you have any idea how startling it is to wake up from a coma into an entirely different land?!

[underwhelms]

well yeah
we all do

1/2

[tzaraisen]

[ ... ]

[tzaraisen]

Fair enough.

I'll cut to the chase. I've come to learn that we are in a place called Nadril. Why are we here?

[underwhelms]

oh yeah this dragon came to olympia and now our chinchilla is frozen in time so we came here to either help the natha or rebel against them
i think it's a great opportunity to catch up on skating practice!!

[tzaraisen]

Our chinchilla? Where does a rodent come into play in all of this?

Why would there be cause to rebel against the Natha? Have we been given cause to rebel?

What of your business in Olympia? Who is looking after it?

[ he has so many questions ]

[underwhelms]

nothing i just miss him
there's an alien who's saying that the natha aren't as benevolent as we think
it's like politics you know?
nothing is everything 100% clean

[ shrugs ]

are you worried about me percy?!
don't worry it's okay! well not really since olympia was destroyed
so that sucks

[tzaraisen]

I didn't know you had a chinchilla.

That is also irrelevant.

I see. I suppose we shouldn't be surprised that the Natha must have their own agenda. Though, I see little alternative than to continue playing nice, unless we wish to see our loved ones perish.

[ since they're in stasis and all that ]

Olympia was destroyed?! Was the dragon truly so powerful?!

[ he's not worried about jj, jj is clearly okay? ]

1/2

[underwhelms]

but he's so cute!!

[ insert picture of chinchilla ]

[underwhelms]

[ oh ]

yeah... it was so powerful that darma had to stop time
because no one could defeat it

1/2

[tzaraisen]

Cute, but remains irrelevant

[tzaraisen]

And that is where we stand?

Frozen in time, literally and figuratively.

[underwhelms]

yes
people are looking for answers
but we don't know what will happen

[tzaraisen]

Did many perish in the battle?

[underwhelms]

yes

[tzaraisen]

That is

Extremely regrettable.

Are you truly alright?

[underwhelms]

i didn't get too hurt
but i've never seen anyone die before

[tzaraisen]

Although I doubt it will be the last time you will have to witness such a thing, I will work as hard as I can to make it so.

[underwhelms]

percival...
that made my heart flutter

[tzaraisen]

Oh?

But you know I am a taken man.

[underwhelms]

that's what i used to say too 😉
haha but cain is amazing!!
you should brag about him more

[tzaraisen]

Used to? Have you come to enjoy the company of someone here?

Hm. Between the both of you, the last thing either of you need is an even more inflated ego.

[ actually cain needs to love himself more, but close enough

also no thats embarrassing ]

[underwhelms]

of course not!
there's only one person for me 😊 [ this emoji is FAKE ]

but he speaks so highly of you
i want to see what your loving side looks like too