underwhelms | ( bootycall )

Jean-Jacques. I hope you're doing well.

It seems as though I happened to fall into... unfortunate circumstances. I don't understand how or why, but I fell into a stasis slumber. I require your assistance.

i don't you fell into any unfortunate at all 😉
cain told me you guys are dating!!
congrats!!!

[ he's only listening to half of what percy is saying ]

That is hardly important at the moment!

But thank you, I suppose.

it's really important!
do you need help planning your anniversaries?

No!

Do you have any idea how startling it is to wake up from a coma into an entirely different land?!

well yeah
we all do

[ ... ]

Fair enough.

I'll cut to the chase. I've come to learn that we are in a place called Nadril. Why are we here?

oh yeah this dragon came to olympia and now our chinchilla is frozen in time so we came here to either help the natha or rebel against them
i think it's a great opportunity to catch up on skating practice!!

Our chinchilla? Where does a rodent come into play in all of this?

Why would there be cause to rebel against the Natha? Have we been given cause to rebel?

What of your business in Olympia? Who is looking after it?

[ he has so many questions ]

nothing i just miss him
there's an alien who's saying that the natha aren't as benevolent as we think
it's like politics you know?
nothing is everything 100% clean

[ shrugs ]

are you worried about me percy?!
don't worry it's okay! well not really since olympia was destroyed
so that sucks

I didn't know you had a chinchilla.

That is also irrelevant.

I see. I suppose we shouldn't be surprised that the Natha must have their own agenda. Though, I see little alternative than to continue playing nice, unless we wish to see our loved ones perish.

[ since they're in stasis and all that ]

Olympia was destroyed?! Was the dragon truly so powerful?!

[ he's not worried about jj, jj is clearly okay? ]